Originally posted by MistaMista Tom Hagen:
Well Mama's been kind of sick lately, and this basement is starting to smell from all those peanut butter and jelly sandwich crusts I've been throwing behind the couch, but so far my mission is going well! Now you're talking! Hey, who wants to go help me trade in some condoms for an X-box 360, and other techie gadget... things... ?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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