I've told you, I see shit on the news in Florida that you just don't see anywhere else. Like the news story about the beating death in the convenience store, and nobody called 911. I thought it was about the clerk getting beaten during a robbery. Nope, the clerk went outside the store and beat a customer to DEATH, while not only did the other customers not call for help, but they calmly continued shopping. I mean, God forbid we run out of beer and Slim Jims!

Lilo, Florida is a strange mix of back-ass hillbillies and transplants from the North.