In my entire life, I don't think I've ever been in as much pain as I am right now. It was only arthroscopic surgery. It wasn't even a major procedure. The pain is absolutely excruciating. I woke up this morning and I couldn't even move my fingers.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
