God bless those folks at The Onion, a faux-newspaper satirizing culture and the news consistently funny since the 1990s when I first discovered them. They even had a TV show, ONION NEWS NETWORK, that was absolutely hilarious before IFC cancelled it.

So yes, an appreciation thread where I'll be occassionally posting Onion articles and headlines, contemporary and from the past. Like from Today:

"Royal Baby To Be Last Person On Earth To See Mother's Breasts"