Drunk's insulting, no? Unless you meant drunk with poetry...

[predicts Dr. Who Fixed Lucy to hit on that with a "That was poetry?" kind of comment.]

But for now, let us reunite with the mass works of John Turkey the Lerthargic Mess Hall; or in short, a walking canteen. For one has seen the beauty of this kind of Mess Hall before, one without all that cheating and repulsiveness which mars the greatest of landslide victories!