Think about it like this:

Guys are shallow. All they want is SEX. And if I'm a GUY, and I'm GAY, and I go to a gay bar with other gay guys who want to have sex with me as much as I want to have sex with THEM, then I could get laid 5 times a day if I wanted to!

When you're a guy trying to get a girl in bed, there's all these mind games you have to play with her. When you're a guy and trying to get a guy in bed, all you have to say is "let's fuck" and you're in. Literally.

So yes, being gay is better than being a straight fascist message board mod. While you're deleting threads and banning posters, I'm getting POON TANG.