Originally Posted By: carmela
I got 8 inches. And not the good kind either.
There's Diet Pepsi that shot out of my nose and now resides on my keyboard. Thank you lol.

Originally Posted By: carmela
I'm losing my mind. Did I mention?

I was gonna say whistle.


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