Originally posted by ginaitaliangirl: Zia, lovely observation. You should write a book.
My brother just cooked (rather, attempted to cook) a frozen pizza on our pizza cooker, a seemingly simple gadget. This one time, he finally decided to make it for us, instead of me doing it - he put it on the wrong setting and time, which wasn't too bad, but when it was finally cooked, I discovered...the pizza was still on the cardboard.
I'll do ya one even better.
My little sister attempted to microwave one of those "Cup o' Noodles"....without putting any water in it.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
You should write a book. 
