Ah well let's see.. I already mentioned that he never bought me flowers. (I'd told him that no guy has ever gotten me flowers before, and he didn't get the hint. So one time I flat out told him that I wanted flowers, and still no dice Not even for our 1 year anniversary.)

I spent (literally) hundreds of dollars on him for his birthday and Christmas. For my birthday I got a Nirvana t-shirt and a pen that had my name on it. Oh, and a cupcake too. (I bought him DVDs, clothes, stupid wrestling figures, anything he wanted... of course, I didn't ask for anything in return.. but still.)

Anytime I got a comment from a guy on Myspace, he'd flip out.

He made me cry all the time.. Recently he started going to bed (for the NIGHT) at 4:30pm. He'd get home from school at 3, and go to bed at 4:30.. and wake up at 6am the next morning. So I mentioned to him that I wanted him to stay up a little later to talk to me because I was feeling a little neglected.. and he yelled at me (a lot) and told me that I'm selfish.

That's what made me dump him.. the latest string of fights about me being selfish. Me. The girl who bought him EVERYTHING and asked for nothing in return. Part of his problem was he was completely immature. He's 8 months younger than me.. which makes him 18.. but he's a junior in high school. (He failed 4th grade and 9th grade.) And last year he was a 17 year old freshman. (I don't know how that works.. going from a freshman to a junior in 1 year, but he did it.) So that's how he acted. Like a freshman. I tried explaining to him once that I was growing up, and he needs to too... but that didn't go over well. You'll never guess what he did. Ha, he YELLED of course.

Since dumping him, I've been much, MUCH happier. I like college a lot more (already).

Anyway, I'm sure theres more.. but I've been working on forgetting about him.

He sounds just wonderful.

Yeah I don't know why I stayed with him so long.. usually I don't put up with too much shit.

Well we're all glad you're shot of him now, Bogz... He sounds like a real piece of work. And piece of work rhymes with jerk-- coincidence?

Bogey, I am soooo happy for you. Every woman has to have at least one shitty boyfriend to use as a yardstick for future relationships. Although I'm sure if you were that generous, there must have been some good in him. But I'm glad you're moving on. My niece met someone her freshman year (at WVU, actually) and stayed with him their entire four years. Then she came back up north, he stayed in WV, and they ended up breaking up. She regretted getting so serious with someone so early in her college life because she felt that she missed out on making new friendships, and taking advantage of all the social opportunities. And you're right, he does sound awfully young. And, btw, why does someone so young need 16 hours of sleep every night?? Does he have health problems?? Sounds ridiculous to me. And I have to agree with you that his immaturity has contributed to his selfishness.

Move on, my friend!! And enjoy!!

Yeah, if I had the chance to do it all over again.. I definately wouldn't have dated someone who lives an hour and 1/2 away, with no car/license, and who's still in high school and acts like a freshman.

But.. oh well, no regrets

And I suppose I should admit (if I haven't already, I can't remember)..... i DO have a new guy.

Way nicer, Way better, treats me WAAAYYY better, oh.. and Way cuter. Oh god guys, if I only could show you half the things he says to me, you'd all be like "Awwwwwwww".. trust me. I think I finally got a winner this time

Good for you, Bogey. After the last one, it sounds like you certainly deserve a winner!!

I wonder where did you pick this gem of a boy....... What can I say....well, since apparently everybody has to have at least one shitty relationship once in a lifespan, you already had yours....so it's going to be great from now on!!!!

Except for my mum I've never bought anyone flowers. But I'm a complete jerk.

Didn't I tell ya that, as a friend, I'm a real treasure?

I went out last night to get something out of my car and I heard a noice coming from my garbage can. So I opened the lid and what do I see? I see a FAT raccoon just muchin away. When it seen me do you think it jumped out? NO it just kept eating so I just shut the lid. This happens just about every night. Except when I take the can down so the garbage men can empty it out. Then I wonder if the raccoon thinks "what happened to the resteraunt"

a raccoon!!! how cute!!!

Hey Lavi, does this Olimpic uproar touch you there?

not at all. I live in Rome, the Olympic games are being held in Turin, up in the North.

This guys a dick for punching Kurt Cobain.

Wow, what an asshole. A rocker getting punched for jumping into a mosh pit is like a doctor getting punched for opening a guy's chest.

Also watch for the idiot to kick Cobain while he's down.

The life and times of DSC-
-I cant breathe. My tongue feels like it has swollen, my throat is raw, forget about breathing through my nose, I'm sucking down cough drops right and left, etc etf. I was getting better, but now I'm much worse. I had a drink from my girlfriend's glass yesterday(which I never do.) She assured me she wasnt sick anymore, but she called me up today and told me that the doctors told her she still has mono. Fucking great. Thats what I have to look forward to. Not to mention that I'm freezing cold.
-With the snow we got , my friends and I went to ride some handrails. I caught on one and went flying into the ground. Somehow, my goggles got shoved between my eye balls and sockets, so now my right eyes is swollen. But it hasnt bruised. I figure if its going to swell up, and I have to endure the pain, the least it could do was turn black. Actually the whole right side of my body is pretty much immoveable.
- I am stuck doing this goddamn busy work (which I thought would end at the 'college level") for a fucking geography class that I would love to drop, but I'm afraid I missed the deadline
-My younger brother is doing (apperently) very bad in school, and my parents wont stop calling me! As though I have something to do with it, or can somehow get him to "mend his ways". Either way, I've been kicked of the internet 3 times by thier phone calls since I got home

There is my rant. There are a few good things happening in my life right now, I just cant remember what they are.

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.



The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.



The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.



The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."



Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.



He said, "What is it?"



The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

I hate having chapped lips

Just use tons of cocoa butter, as I do myself. The only alternative therapy is kissing as much as you can.....

Well, my eye is now sory of a piss yellow color, which I guess is better than nothing. But still, a black eye is better than a yellow eye

...

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Watch for me on your local 5 o'clock news, kiddies.

I'll be the one raising hell.

Here's my big story of the day:

I went to McDonalds for lunch today as usual. As I was pulling out of their parking lot, I looked left, nobody coming. I look right, I don't see any cars. I should've double checked though, because indeed there was a car and it came pretty close to hitting me as I made the turn. I knew I fucked up. My bad

Only thing is, the driver of the car was somebody I know from school. Not really my friend, just somebody I know. He followed me back to the parking lot, and when I got out of my car I went up to him to try to apologize. Before I had the chance though he got out of the car and started cussing me out.

"DIDN'T YOU SEE MY FUCKING CAR?!? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BITCH?!" and yada yada yada...

I told him calmly and politely that I had a brainfart, I somehow didn't notice his car, and I apologize.

He still wouldn't have it. He kept yelling, and I just told him to relax and walked back into the school. I was thinking to myself, "Wow, what a real hard ass that guy is."

Kids these days...

At least he didn't bring sexuality into it.

I'd've smudged the remainder of my Big Mac in his face.

Ugh, so ex boyfriends are STUPID.

I'm trying to get all my stuff back that I left at his house. He blocked me on AIM, so I sent him a message on myspace, and he read it but didn't reply.

I want namely: my black soccer hoodie (that I LOVE), my red Nintendo 64 controller, MOST of my Nintendo 64 games, and my brother's gameboy games.

Any guys feel like showing up on his doorstep and, oh I dunno, making him an offer he can't refuse??

If there's any boston merchandise he can keep or burn it. Other than that, I'd pay him a visit with some "colleagues" of mine

Like George Carlin says, you should pray to Joe Pesci.

"It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."

Just go over there and get them, Bogz. Like even if he's not home, assuming he doesn't live alone, someone will let you in if you say you're just picking up some things, and he knows about it. (Well he does know... whether or not he wants you there is different. ) But I mean it's your stuff, and you've tried the polite way already and he's ignoring you... it's time to try the not so polite way. The way I see it, you've put up with enough shit from him, no sense it dragging it out any longer.

Everything still going well with the new guy? I hope so! Good luck with getting your stuff back, and good luck with the new BF.

In other news, I made an observation today. Those heart-shaped red lollipops are not easy to eat, and they hurt the roof of your mouth. Also, they don't even taste good enough to make the discomfort worthwhile. IMHO, they're not worth it, and I don't think I'll ever have another one.

Zia, lovely observation. You should write a book.

My brother just cooked (rather, attempted to cook) a frozen pizza on our pizza cooker, a seemingly simple gadget. This one time, he finally decided to make it for us, instead of me doing it - he put it on the wrong setting and time, which wasn't too bad, but when it was finally cooked, I discovered...the pizza was still on the cardboard.