If push came to shove, I'd love to see Ohio split into North & South. That way the hicks below Columbus can get vote with from their confederate flag draped pickup trucks and give their candidate 4 electoral votes.
I know you're serious, Goom. But that just made me laugh hysterically for some reason.
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