Most of my family back in the Crabby State have lost power and cell signals, but have been able to send me sporadic updates whenever their signals popped back up. I know Ocean City, MD is a disaster zone right now. The worst my family has suffered so far is a huge branch falling down in the back yard, taking down most of their fence. Hopefully that is the worst of it.

You guys (and gals) hang in there! This is one particular instance where I am NOT homesick!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis