Aint my mum a doll?

She's really got into incense sticks at the moments and yesterday I entered the kitchen to a big cloud of smoke. I thought it never usually, cough, gets like this. My mum tells me "I don't like these new smelly's". I look over to the cooker and see what's happened. I tell her "You silly women you've only gone and set a box of eggs on fire that you've left too close to the oven".

She'll be the death of me I'm sure.


So die all who betray Giuliano