5'8" with shoes.

3'8" without them... at least it feels that way.

Originally Posted By: DonMichaelCorleone
We do love our penis. Wait, that came out wrong, on second thought, no, no it didn't.

Although SC was right about the biggest fight.


And we should all be quite thankful that the "biggest" fight here was only about politics and not about "comparative endowments."

Countries have gone to war over less... rolleyes


Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."