I feel so violated... on my way into the house just now, a bug went down the front of my shirt!! Grosssssss. I freaked out at first, but then I pulled my shirt away from me, and it fell out. Phew!

I hope he got the thrill he was looking for, the little pervert. Because it was the LAST THRILL HE'D EVER HAVE!! Muhahahaha.

It was one of those pincher bugs, the kind that don't die no matter how much you step on them. You have to pick them up with toilet paper and flush them. EWW.