I let my neighbor borrow my guitar a few weeks ago ( [b]Fender® Standard Fat Strat Electric Guitar with Floyd Rose Tremolo[/b] ) and I just got it back from him a couple days ago. I'm missing my $75 dollar headphones (with the amp plug-in), my whammy bar, and my original cable (although the cable that's in there now is better than the one I had, so no complaints there). I went over to his house earlier, only to have someone I don't know answer. Turns out my neighbor has been evicted, and he's also in jail now! That's the last time ANYBODY borrows ANYTHING from ME! I don't care if I know them and trust them.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis