Went to the doctor today for an evaluation on my wrist. The doc prescribed four more weeks of physical therapy! FOUR MORE WEEKS! Ay, madre de dios!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
