My history teacher is always telling "jokes" in class, all of which are corny, and many of which don't even make sense. However, he told one this week that was so corny, I was just cracking up:

"I'm not a doctor, but I do have patience."

Get it? Patience...patients...ha, ha?

I've been telling it to everyone, and it's so hilarious to see the reactions. They go from just staring at me as they begin to understand the joke, to shaking their head in disgust at how goofy it is, to laughing because they just can't resist.