DM, well, today was my first day, so I took a picture of the teacher for you...is she a dud?
I can't imagine you trying to learn anything if she were your teacher.

Oh, I did notice a funny thing about my history teacher today. I think he was talking about students who don't read the lessons out of the book, as they should, and he said something about how they "play little games." As soon as I heard this phrase, I realized how much he sounded like Senator Geary in the Godfather! His voice mixed with that line immediately reminded me of that - and later, I decided he also sounded like the John Shooter character in Secret Window.

Oh I'm sure I'd learn SOMETHING, it just probably wouldn't pertain to the course

You could have responded with (even though out of order) :
Teacher we're both part of the same hypocrisy. But never think it applies to my family

Also don't hesitate to tell some of these "teachers" who you know