So far, all the places Gordon has visited are high-end establishments. So real "roach motels" or "scratch palaces", as I used to refer to them (though this may change in the coming weeks, I believe).
Still, I think they should send Gordon to a place that would present a real challenge:
Just don't use the shower!
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"