So far, all the places Gordon has visited are high-end establishments. So real "roach motels" or "scratch palaces", as I used to refer to them (though this may change in the coming weeks, I believe).

Still, I think they should send Gordon to a place that would present a real challenge:



Just don't use the shower!

Signor V.


"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."