Ok for someone who has been dealing with computers since like the fourth grade, I have a hell of a time with them sometimes.

I have had my current computer for a little over a year and I have "paperweighted" it 3-4 times, and had several mini-crashes that were a result of a crappy Windows intallation that I just fixed yesterday. But now my sound card is messed up and only the right side of my speakers is working AHHHH!!!!!
*gives computer evil glare