I saw this on IMDb today:

I'm sorry but seriously, does it get any better than this!? NOT TO ME

Better?

Tom Cruise is currently in Rome. They are shooting Mission Impossible III. Today he's gonna be few meters far where my work place is. A friend of mine asked me if I was going to take a look. Of course I'm not. I would never do such stupid things as joining a screaming crowd of hysterical fans in the heat of Rome hoping for a glimpse of Cruise's T-shirt, unless, of course, he were Al Pacino!

I broke up with my girlfriend this past weekend. We were together for over two years. We had a good relationship, but we're going to different colleges and I think we've taken our relationship as far as it will go... I don't want to marry this girl. I think that I'll stay single for a while.

2 of the sexiest women I've ever seen! They both give Nicole & Naomi a run for their money

The NHL agreed to a new contract. I have this question to ponder:

If the NHL have hockey games, but no one shows up to see them, did they really play?

Did anyone even care that the season was cancelled or that they're playing now again?

I bet I know one person who cares, and so do you Irish. HalJordan's dad.
Plus you know for me - anything that can take even a second of airtime on sportscenter from baseball I'm all for.

Man, I just gotta ask, what did baseball ever do to you!? But it wouldn't matter from now until about October it's ALL baseball

Well at least I have my Daily Larry Brown story updates, to take up some time

Yeah but you never answered my question

What did Hellboy do to you?

It sucked, the story was boring, the acting was overdone, the movie was overhyped, and I'm upset at it getting a sequel

Freddie, I'm sorry to hear about you and your girlfriend! But it seems you're okay with it, so that's good.

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Wow, I just "revived" Nintendo. My cousin let me borrow his system that he's apparently saved forever, and I'm taking a trip down memory lane with Super Mario Brothers 1, 2, and 3, and Dr. Mario! I still have to blow the dust out of the cartridges to get them to work, as is the tradition of Nintendo, but it's so fun to play these games again!

I love playing old games. With a PC Emulator I have NES, SNES, and Genesis. I love it. I feel sorry for a lot of the people at my school that are gonna buy Nintendo Revolution just to play old games.

You're going to have to explain to me what these are... Actually, NES is probably Nintendo-something, and SNES is probably Super Nintendo-something, and I know there's Sega Genesis...

I almost made an entire thread here about old games (Nintendo, Atari, Sega), until I realized we have a video game section here... I could live with just Mario Bros....I love it. Paperboy was fun, too, but those were about all I played. So, they're making new games so people can play the classics, is that it?

The original Super Mario for Nintendo is the best to me, and as for Super Nintendo, Contra III: The Alien Wars and a close second, Super Metroid. I've noticed that newer games are oddly easier to beat then the older ones, that's sad.

Maybe it's just the memories that are hard to beat... Pacman sure wasn't anything special, but my dad still thinks it's the best.

I don't guess I ever played Super Nintendo. My brother had a Sega, and I loved the Sonic the Hedgehog game he had. My two other favorites were Toejam and Earl (ever hear of it? ), and some kind of game where you could build your own theme park and rides and then watch the people go in the park and walk around...

I love the original Toejam & Earl. I can't remember what the hell it was about, or what purpose it served, but I loved the game, and I still play it from time to time. Good call!

Exactly!!! That's why it was so fun, I think...

I used to love Toejam and Earl. I remember me and my cousin would always fight over who would be Toejam. Today however I don't really enjoy it as much. For Genesis I love....

Streets of Rage 2
Golden Axe
Golden Axe 2
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic 2
Sonic 3
Sonic and Knuckles
Two Crude Dudes
Batman
Aladdin
Street Fighter 2
Castlevania - Bloodlines
Primal Rage
Jungle Strike

Man, I can see I've come across the resident video game nut!

My brother and I must've been way behind on games, because I really don't remember having any others. No, seriously...that's him, right?

Yeah, there was some music like that in the game, especially when you got in the elevators.

Knuckles, orange? Hell no!

Eh, orange-ish... Okay, sorry to offend you...I'll never make the mistake of calling Knuckles orange again. At least I know Sonic is purple. (Kidding, of course!)

One thing I always hated was that Sonic couldn't breathe under water. I know it made the game "better," and more exciting, but timed situations in games always scare me...and I hated that. I'd always end up drowning.

Yeah that pretty much sums up baseball for me. Only replace the word movie with the word sport and "story was" to "game is"

I think we can all agree that football is the most overhyped sport and not baseball. However you have a choice in whether you watch ESPN or Baseball Tonight, etc. Sure I had a choice in watching Hellboy (which I walked out on in the theaters and haven't touched it since the first and only time I watched it on DVD). It sounds like you watch ESPN and get upset anytime the word baseball is mentioned. You have a remote control and I'm sure there are more chanells than ESPN available. Not to mention that in the summer the only sport going after June (which is when the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals are) IS baseball. What else do you expect!?

Any "Monk" fans out there? If so, did any of you catch the recent episode with Jason Alexander guest starring? It was absolutely hilarious...he was the complete opposite character of Monk...

I just saw the funnies scene that was on the Conan O'Brien show. Conan and Alec Baldwin are pretending to have predictions for the future.

Alec: There will be a movie made about all the people who find Conan O'Brien funny. It will be called "The Fantastic Four".

Alec: I see that Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets. All of whom will find jobs before Kevin Federline.

REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK:

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.