WTF? How'd you swallow a dime?

I know someone who swallowed a live goldfish once.

It's like sushi for the impatient.

A guy I knew in high school swallowed his car key on a dare. So his mom had to come and pick him up from school and bring an extra key. Later on, he went to the doctor and asked what to do, and the doctor said he just had to wait for it to come out naturally. From what I hear, he did get it back. I didn't ask for details though.

But seeing as how Part is 38 years old, I'm really hoping that either it's a joke or figure of speech, or else there's a reason other than a dare.

I've heard of, "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly".....hopefully Parts won't have the same outcome as her.

Car key?!!! Wasn't his whole digestive system ripped open?? Things some people do...

*testing new avatar*

Nice avatar!

I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had "The Headlines." One guy was selling a record by the artist (I've never heard of him) but it was Franksi Natra

I'm so excited, we decided on baby names! The boys is a family name and the girls is a Celtic name with an appropriate meaning. (See signature )

That's great Kris! Sometimes kids go on without a name for weeks and parents are still fighting!

Great names Krlea! How are you feeling and when are you due again?? Do you have all your baby "stuff" (cribs, changing table, and of course tons of diapers?


TIS

Gives a whole new meaning to a slut err.. slot machine! Now if I pull your handle ...

It is okay Part. Honestly, I've done that too. Only I don't keep dimes where I put my chewed gum!

apparently there is something your wife doesn't know either

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Partagas:
<strong> Out came $.08 this morning! Just kidding!

How did I swallow a dime? Well, I just put a piece of gum in my mouth and my wife told me it was time for dinner. So I took the gum and put it in my jewelry box (not sure what you call it but the box thing I put my keys, watch change wallet, etc,,,, in). OK, dont shoot me but I am chewing nicotine gum AGAIN. Not a lot but every so often. AND dont tell my wife as he does not know!!!!

Nah..... Leave it to Part to swallow a dime and poop out only 8¢.... that gives him his 2¢ to post anywhere.

I love you SC!! How much does one have to swallow to be able to post on a 50 cents board?

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want"

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."

I had to go to the doctor today and get some med's for my cough that does not want to go away ugh

Have a little brandy.

Hope you feel better.


Don Cardi

Tanks mang

A couple of days in Joisey will clear that cough right up. Consider that after a few hot summer days in Joisey you won't be able to even breathe.... no breathing = no coughing.

Feel better, Miggie!

What's the average temp in Joisey that time frame? I have to get over this soon cuz I'm going camping in a couple weeks for vacation.

Then I'm going to Virginia to pick up my 21 year old drop dead beautiful blonde hair blue eye baby girl. Then off to Joisey YEA

PS. Just got a digital camera so I plan on taking ALOT of pic's.

How cute, I love when parents still brag about how gorgeous their kids are even when they're all grown up.

Thats the hottest time of the year around these parts. The average daily high should be in the mid 80's but it can certainly get hotter. The hotel has a pool and I expect that I'll be hitting that after a few drinks. One word of caution - don't stand near the pool when I do a cannonball jump into it... you may get swept away by the following tsunami.

How fun!! That's the best part-- getting splashed by a big jump when you're sitting by the pool tanning. I love it, I don't know why everyone else always gets so mad.

*yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn* Why, oh why did I agree to go to work at 7 a.m. today? Ah well, at least I get off at 4 instead of 8, so there's one plus.

Man I gotta thing here for the cleaning lady at West Point. I don't know how old she is but I think next week I'm gonna ask her to lunch sometime. Why do I suddenly feel like George Castanza?

Sean Penn is in Iran right now covering the Iranian Presidential Election for a journal and I've just heard it. Damn, I wish I was in Tehran and was able to meet him. He is one of my favorite actors, a great one and a damn cute one! I appreciate his anti-war stand, but I wish he knew that majority of people are not happy with the way this election is being held nor support those Friday tribunes. Any vote for this election would support the screwed Iranian constitution and that's not what I want. I don't want a war either. The state of confusion, gotta love it.

Hey - My Computer is home - but its going to have to go back again sometime because its still not behaving itself!! Irish thats so annoyin when your pay gets messed up I hate that happening When I tell my boss he has made a mistake I always think they are thinking I am lying!! Anyways hope you got it all sorted out

Thanks Debz! Glad to see you back again. Hasn't been the same without you. Well I think I get paid Monday or Tuesday so there's nothing I can do really. I just make sure that I'm into work 30 mintues eariler to get that "full" 8 hours

does anyone use people pc as the internet provider?