I'm all alone and sulking. Hubbys gone to Spain working and all I have is babysitting and housework to do!

FH, pop a DVD in and watch a film!

Mick

Yeah, I keep promising myself a 'Godfather' night, havent had one in a while it's a bit late now though. I'll just stay here and keep bitching

Godfather Night that sounds good I am pretty tired though and would probably fall alseep half way through and I hate falling asleep during a movie!! Plus I havent got any chocolate left

A Scotsman, Irishman and an American...

....stood on top of the Empire State Building after each drinking 15 pints.

The American said, "After 15 Pints you can jump off here, fly around, come back then land safely."

"Prove it!", said the Irishman

The American jumped off, flew around, then came back safely.

"Wow!" said Paddy "I want a turn!", so he jumped and plunged to his death...

Back at the top the Scotsman turned to the American and said.....

...... "BUGGER ME SUPERMAN...YOU'RE A RIGHT BASTARD WHEN YOU'RE PISSED!!"

I always liked superman, I always respected superman, but I never trusted superman

Just got this through email:
The greatest funeral for a gangster ever held in Chicago was for a flower shop entrepreneur named O'Banion. The shop, at the corner of State and Superior Streets, was a front for O'Banion's bootlegging and hijacking operations. Ten thousand mourners were in attendance, and the most expensive wreath it cost $1,000 came from Al Capone, who had ordered that O'Banion be rubbed out.

Drackle Spittle Deck Deck
Hit the deck
A little speck
Of rain and rain
I'm going insane
Sanity Vanity and all things Calamity
Jane was a pain
Who was very insane
And sanity is what Calamity
Means to me and Mean
Streets hitting
The deck deck deck drackle
Spackle
Nonsensical fun
And now all forgotten.

Mick

Just thought some might like to hear that I made it to New York safe and sound. I'm so proud of myself because I actually stayed up for 24 consecutive hours without falling alseep. I had come close before but I would always nod or fall asleep, but now there's no doubt in my mind that I stayed up for an entire day (and still counting)

Horse and Cow
Cock and Crow
Spittfire Wire
Fire on the Clock
And Cock
Stroke my clock
And check my cock
Examine the way it rhymes
And chymes
Rhythm is the spice of life
And spices are lives if anything
Comes and cums and goes
And conjures up images
And pictures
Of soldiers burying their deeds and
Begone with each other
For we are pacifists

Mick

you're a sick man Part lol!

Oh my!!

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.


If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.


The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.


The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.


To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.


Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?


Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.


Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.


Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.


After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

Everything alright there Mick?

For those interested, I went 30 consecutive hours without sleep

I bet when you finally go to bed you will sleep for 30 hours.

Well I took a 3 hour nap. I'm watching the Yankee game that I slept through and after it goes off in an hour I'll go to bed again for the night

How do you like being back in NY?

It's great, I"m so glad I got out from the heat in Texas. We went out to dinner at one of my favorite restaurants and the Yankee game is on. What more could I ask for? The only thing is I only get basic cable in my room (so I'll be watching most shows in my parents room or the living room). Plus I just signed up for blockbuster online's video rental, but now I gotta wait for them to come in so I'm a little bored, but definitely glad to be back

My cleaning lady just left. The house has the great smell, and, best of all, I had nothing to do with making it happen. There truly are few things in life more satisfying than having a cleaning lady.

Random Facts

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.

More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world.

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.

Interesting, Deb! While we're in the same ballpark:

Keep your eyes peeled for the bad apple in this bushel of facts.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Five Jell-O flavors have flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, chocolate.

Former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt ate 3 chocolate covered garlic balls every morning.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

Coca-cola was originally green.

There are 49 different foods mentioned in the Bible.

Watermelon, considered one of America's favorite fruits, is really a vegetable. It is cousin to the cucumber and the gourd.

Elvis made only one television commercial - an ad for "Southern Maid Doughnuts" that ran in 1954.

Peanuts are used in the production of dynamite.

Acorns were used as a coffee substitute during the Civil War.

Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.

And the false fact is: Coke has never been green although at times it has been bottled in green glass bottles.

This scares me...just imagining how one would figure that out.

Ooh! New Science Fair idea!


Heh...that sort of makes sense...never mind.

Yeah I know eh?! Obviously someone with a lot of spare time on their hands!!

Okay I dont get this one:

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.

Well, I don't know about the others, but Bogart says, "Play it. You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it I can," (I'm paraphrasing, so sorry SC!), but never says "Play it again, Sam."

There are only three words in the English language that begin with the letters "dw". Can anyone tell me what they are?

SB,

Dwindle, Dwarf & ?????


TIS

Oh, Dwight?

Dwell

BTW, there are about four words that begin with 'dw' listet in dictionary (American Heritage).

Dweeb n. Slang. 1. A subservient person; a flunky. 2. A despised person.[Origin unknown.]

Elmer Fudd's dictionary has a lot more than 4 words beginning with "dw".

"Smiles" is the longest word in the English language. Between the 2 "s"'s is a mile.