A Scotsman, Irishman and an American...
....stood on top of the Empire State Building after each drinking 15 pints.
The American said, "After 15 Pints you can jump off here, fly around, come back then land safely."
"Prove it!", said the Irishman
The American jumped off, flew around, then came back safely.
"Wow!" said Paddy "I want a turn!", so he jumped and plunged to his death...
Back at the top the Scotsman turned to the American and said.....
...... "BUGGER ME SUPERMAN...YOU'RE A RIGHT BASTARD WHEN YOU'RE PISSED!!"
