I don't agree with the death penalty. I've went back and forth on it for years, but at the end of the day, murder is murder, whether it is committed by a psychopath or a doctor with a needle. I'm not saying that I don't think there are people out there who deserve to die for their crimes. What I take issue with is justifying one type of killing, but not another. It just doesn't sit well with me.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis