Wow, today I was the only associate in grocery. Talk about some hard work! Not only did I have to do "my" work, I had to do the work for 6 other people. So I put a grocery cart down each aisle, and I was jumping back and forth from aisle to aisle, just putting sh*t on the shelves. I usually don't run grocery carts because I'm always on water and soda detail, but, for lack of other people, I had to do it. Plus, later on that night, one of the assistant managers asked me to go outside and help him push some grocery carts. Now that I didn't mind, because it was hot in that damn store, and I welcome the opportunity to venture outside into the parking lot. Ahhh....another day at Wal-Mart.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis