You know who I hate?

Muhammed Hassan and Davari. (sp?)
Shelton Benjamin
The Dudley Boys
Triple H

(My boyfriend turned me into a wrestling fan.. its addicting)

I mowed the grass today and my feet hurt

I agree with Muhammed Hassan and Davari, and Shelton Benjamin just has absolutely no charisma. But I'm a huge fan of Triple H. Yea, he's a bad guy, but I can't help but like him. Same with Kurt Angle. Although my favorite is Stone Cold Steve Austin, but he's not on there so much anymore.

See.. I liked Triple H.. until my boyfriend showed me the match where he hit Shawn Michaels with a sledgehammer.. Shawn's my favorite.. EVER.. I like Kurt Angle.. and I LOOOOVVVEEE Stone Cold.

See.. I never watched wrestling until my bf started showing me all the matches he has taped... he has like 50.. they're mostly from like 98 or 99.. so that's why I mainly like all the guys from back then..

Like.. Raven.. and the Hardy Boys.. loooove them.

Speaking of Triple H.. are you watching Raw by any chance right now? He's facing Chris Benoit.

And Shawn Michaels beat Shelton Benjamin earlier.. it was such an awesome match.. Beautiful.. I love Sweet Chin Music.. and when he tunes up the band..

Yea, I'm watching it. I missed the first hour because 24 was on. That was a nasty kick ol' Shelton got. Jumped right into it. I still watch wrestling every Monday and Thursday, but I'm definitely not as into it as I once was. No Stone Cold. No Rock. Not enough Undertaker on SmackDown. And the WWE hasn't been the same since Bret Hart left (which was 8 years ago). Bret Hart is my all time favorite wrestler. The "excellence of execution".

I LOVE wresting and have since I was a kid, but I haven't sat down and watched an entire episode of Raw since last May. It's sucked b/c I've had night classes both semesters on Monday's so I couldn't see it. I turned it on last Monday and half of the people I don't know I wanna get back into it but don't know if I'll have time this summer (probably not)

On a lighter note, I'm so happy that the Mavericks beat the Rockets tonight! 1 of my roomates is a die hard Rockets fan and I've hated them ever since the 1993-94 season! 1 more win for Dallas and the Rockets are gone! Plus I really hate Jon Barry who plays for Houston (I've hated him for years)

Chris Benoit just beat HHH to advance in the World Heavyweight Title tournament. I like HHH, but Benoit is one of my favorites, and I'd love to see him hold the title once again.

Chris Benoit looks like the Civil War General Willaim Tecumseh Sherman.





I still like him though.

Ooh I hate Batista. I can't decide who I don't like more.. Batista or HHH.

And OOOOOOOOOOOHHHMIGOD the kick Shelton got brought a tear to my eye. I was seriously on the edge of my seat for the entire match. It was beautiful.

And yeah I like Bret Hart.. whenever I play that video game for PS2.. (Smackdown! vs. Raw... or Raw vs. Smackdown!.. I can't remember).. I'm always either Shawn, Bret, Matt Hardy, Rob Van Dam, Undertaker, or Kane)... haha..

A couple years ago, when I was on vacation in Florida, my brother-in-law and I were wrestling in my grandparents' front yard. I got him in the ankle lock, and I dropped to the ground. Well somehow, my brother maneuvered himself in such a way where he could grab my ankle, and he put me in the ankle lock. Trouble is, with the ankle lock, you're supposed to twist the victim's ankle inward. He twisted mine outward, and there were some nasty crunching sounds emanating from the general vicinity of my ankle. I thought it was broke, but it turned out it was just the sound of three ligaments snapping. I told him I was gonna kick his ass, so I got up, and fell back down, and the pain was so bad, my first reaction was to bite something. The something closest to my mouth happened to be the ground. I dug my teeth into that soil, and screamed.

I'm strictly a submission wrestler. I lock on the Crippler Crossface, and I don't care who you are, you ain't getting out. The more you struggle, the more likely I'll tear your shoulder out of socket. Oh yea, and the TAKA death grip. The name I made up, its the first letter of my last name, and three of my friends. Basically, I just shove my thumb in your eye.

Oh God, Part, you should take care. That must feel horrible.

Aww I hope you feel better Part. Just keep your trash can handy just in case.

I am soooo wired today!!!!

Can I castrate you ??

Better ask his wife first

Why don't you ask someone to ban you for today?

I only have tonight and tomorrow with my roomates and then I'm DONE! WOO HOO! 1 of them is really getting on my nerves now. I can't wait until it's all over! Just 1 more day

Aww... Part, I love M&M's! You should have saved me some. We'd both be feeling better now.

Part, you need support? How is it to say eating M&Ms are a girly thing to do?!

Maybe you just need to be burped like the big baby you are acting like!!

A weird day today - 05.05.05.
Who knows what it means?

15??

Maybe, 125???

It's actually a great date. With all combinations of yy/mm/dd, mm/dd/yy and dd/mm/yy being used around the world, you can be sure this time it is the fifth of the fifth month of year 05.

I actually woke up to see 05.05 am today just because it is 05/05/05.

I'm lying, I don't even know why I said that.

Did you drink a fifth today?

Oh God no, but it's a good idea. Until i get to work and I'm sacked.

Is there anyone on the BB who posted (or will post) their, 555th and are 5 foot, 5 inches tall?

Girls night out

Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home. The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.' "

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Prince Charles &The Genie

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up,polished it and immediately a genie appeared. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie. "As a reward I shall grant you one wish." "Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?" The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman called Camilla" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have a look at that dog again."

Af,

You are definetly pushing Partagas. Your jokes are fresher. He needs a new joke-site.

Lovin that firehouse one, Af!!