The Bronx has so much to offer - City Island, The Bronx Zoo (I've been to numerous zoos, and it's the best I've ever seen), Botanical Gardens (stunning), Arthur Avenue (the REAL Little Italy, plus Our Lady of Mount Carmel, a gorgeous church), Fordham University (one of the best colleges and my dad's alma mater), and, as MC coyly pointed out, Yankee Stadium. I know that's just the tip of the iceberg, but it's all there and it's all wonderful.

I'm not trying to pass off the Bronx as some sort of paradise, but it has a heck of a lot going for it.