When I was in college, many moons ago, it was the midst of the Iranian hostage crisis. There was a great deal of talk about reinstating the draft, and that women would have to sign up. There was one creative young swain on campus who had the following TShirt made up: The front said, Girls! Avoid the Iran Draft! I Volunteer To Get You Pregnant!

And on the back, his phone number.


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