I was asked on four different occasions today if I work at Wal-Mart. As if the blue vest and name tag don't just stand out... rolleyes

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis