I heard a great joke about the Charles/Camilla wedding, but it's really a "putdown". Will any of our UK friends be offended if I tell it???


TIS

Go ahead TIS, I did find this from another message board which was funny:

The queen was on TV last night to talk about prince Charles marriage to Camilla Bones Parker (I think that's how her name is spelled). She said she won't be attending the wedding because she opposes same-sex marriages. Other things that she mentioned include that she wanted Camilla beheaded, called her a slut and among queens of England, she ranks herself between George Michael and Elton John.

I just realised I put my boxers on inside out today.

Good Morning TIS,

I'd love to hear it

Ok, this is a quote from Bill Maher (well, maybe not word for word, but the punchline is the same.) Had me giggling for quite a while. Here goes:

"Well after a more than two decade romance, and several changes in their wedding plans, Prince Charles finally married Sea Biscuit."



TIS

I loved the part of their prayer wedding where they vowed to be faithful to each other. I guess beings they're almost 60 they should both try being faithful to a spouse for a change.

I didn't really watch the wedding, but that was a hat on her head right??? Not her hair?


TIS

Yeah. She wore a white suit to the actual civil ceremony, and then a long greyish looking number to the religious ceremony. The hat she wore with the first outfit wasn't that bad. But I know here some people referred to her feathering hat as The Statue of Liberty. It seems part of the wedding invitation said all women had to wear hats. They all were over the top.

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If anyone noticed that I was away.....I'm back (groan runs throughout crowd) The play went off w/o a hitch and we sold out 3 of the 4 nights.

Oh I will come back, you can count (literally) on it

Sure we noticed. Glad to see you back. Now I'll have a fresh read in the morning. :groan:

Post #9999:

I think I'll just " pull a Cam " and retire from the BB now... CYA, everyone! It was fun!!

Lets go Yankees...........

Lets go Red Sox

After much searching, I found the perfect dress for my cousin's wedding. It's so gorgeous! It's a brown silk and chiffon halter dress, some really pretty gold sandals for it.

Luckily, the sun was really strong yesterday, and I was outside all day... I got a sunburn, but today it's fading into a tan. So the dress will look EXTRA good with a tan!

**I took out the picture of the shoes... it was way too big! Oh well.


Yeah, that's a funny one. Most of those commercials are funny... some of them are stupid, but for the most part, they're hilarious.

I'm signed on AIM, if anyone wants to chat. My screenname is in my profile.

With watching 5 movies this week plus all the things that I have planned for this week, I don't know how I'm going to finish my paper that's due a week from Friday, or the other paper that's due 2 weeks from tomorrow?

I was on my way to pick up some food today when I saw a billboard advertising for Gold's Gym... there was the big Gold's Gym logo on it with the muscular man holding up weights, and above it, it said:

Who Knows.
You might be the next Governor.

Only in Cal-e-fo-nia!

I feel like I haven't really posted in awhile, so here is an update on me:
-I turned 21 on April 1. We had a party at the house...I would tell you all about it, but at some point, I started taking shots, and it was all over for me! I don't remember most of the night, but I'm pretty sure I had fun
-I got a pet hampster this weekend! Her name is Gracie, and she is the greatet hampster ever
-School is kicking my ass..finals are coming fast and I am beginning to freak out about it. To make things worse, my computer has been screwed up since the beginning of the semester, and now, my roommate has somehow managed to screw hers up as well, so my computer access is limited.
-I am moving on May 15, to another house near my school. I will be living with 6 other people, mostly girls in my sorority. I am really nervous, I am not sure how we are all going to get along.

So that's what's been going on

Welcome back! Moving sounds like it's gonna be alot of fun.

Good to see you back Lauren!
Congrats on your hamster!
Will you post a picture?
Moving is a true disaster. Good luck!

Uggh, on the Miss USA pageant held here in Baltimore. I work 3 blocks from The Hippodrome theatre where it was held at, and I catch the bus right on the corner where it is. Traffic was torture. It took me an hour and a half to get home last night. Then I wanted to puke when I caught the first couple minutes of it where they're touted Charm City. Give me a break. More like Harm City. Everyone here knows you don't venture into that part of downtown after dark. I wonder how many people were pursued by a pandhandler asking for a quarter, or how many rats ran across their feet while they were leaving.

Check this out web page

How much of a Minnesota Vikings logo ripoff is it? Luckily copyright laws aren't international. The full name of the place is called Viking Auto's.

April 23 - Green Day Concert
April 29 - Prom
May 11 - Last day of school
May 12,13- Finals
May 26 - Graduation
Mid August - out of Weirton WVU!

Enjoy all those events Katie! I remember my last month of high school was only 4 years ago. I was kinda the same. I had a Dave Matthews concert on a Friday, prom the next day, 2 weeks after that graduation and then just worked during the summer. It was so much fun!

How can I go by and not post in page 69 of random whoring?!

Okay, here is the deal. It is really hard to type with one hand while you are drying your hair. But it will save you from the accidents that might happen while you are sleepy and using a hairdryer.

Lucky!!

I need a scanner or digital camera. She's really cute, light blondish colored and fluffy. And she has a pink kind of nose and ears.

Yeah I can't wait.. I'm actually looking foward to prom.. which is different because at the beginning of the year I didn't want to go because I didn't like anyone there, and I didn't think I'd get a date. Butttt I decided I can put up with my class for one night.. and I'm going with my boyfriend of three months (!!!) so it should be fun.

I'll post pictures of stuff as I go along..


Oh I know, it's going to be amazing. My friend bought me the ticket for my birthday. The only thing I'm not looking forward to is all the kids who just jumped on the American Idiot bandwagon. But hey, whatchya gonna do. (I'm going to be REALLY close too.. FLOOR SEATS!!)