Ok, this is a quote from Bill Maher (well, maybe not word for word, but the punchline is the same.) Had me giggling for quite a while. Here goes:
"Well after a more than two decade romance, and several changes in their wedding plans, Prince Charles finally married Sea Biscuit."
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
