Go ahead TIS, I did find this from another message board which was funny:

The queen was on TV last night to talk about prince Charles marriage to Camilla Bones Parker (I think that's how her name is spelled). She said she won't be attending the wedding because she opposes same-sex marriages. Other things that she mentioned include that she wanted Camilla beheaded, called her a slut and among queens of England, she ranks herself between George Michael and Elton John.