How cute, Turi! That's hilarious. My mom's like that too. She has a cell phone, and it took her forever to get used to pressing "Talk" after punching in the number. Then I fixed it so that all you have to do when it rings is just flip it open, and just shut it to hang up; so there'd be less buttons for her to press. That made it much easier for her, and she actually answers our calls now, instead of just ignoring it. But the thing is, every once in a while, I'll open her phone, and there'll be like 75 messages in there because she has no clue how to get to her voicemail. No matter how many times I tell her how to do it, she gets all confused and just can't.

One time, she came home, dropped her phone in my lap, and said, "It's beeping, make it stop."
I told her it's just messages, and she's like, "Is there any way to get rid of the answering machine on that thing? Just tell them to cancel it on my plan, I don't want it."