Are you implying that I shouldn't pursue my dream of being a comedian?



I just found a horse head in my bed. Literally. Well, not a real horse...

My dad is getting into all of this craft woodwork type stuff where he's building bird feeders and clocks and all this random stuff. Well, I sat down on my bed, and I was spreading out my homework in front of me when I saw this lump under the cover. I pulled the sheet up, and I find this horse head cut out of wood, with pieces of tape serving as the eye and "blood" at the bottom... My dad was asleep in another room already, which sucked, because I was going to go up to him holding it and scream, "Ahhhh! AHHHH!!!" Anyway, instead, I just wrote some of the quotes on a piece of paper and set it next to him. ("Are you trying to muscle me?".."I don't care how many daigo guinea WOP greaseball gumbahs come out of the woodwork!"..etc.") Unfortunately, he was tricking me; he was already awake, and he started cracking up. Then, he told me it was my mom's idea to put it there...

Crazy Godfather experience...or crazy family.