Well, I got a new job, thank God. The restaurant job was fun, but it was part time, and offered no benefits. Now I'm working full-time at Wal-Mart as an inventory control specialist (I.C.S.). Basically, I make sure all the shelves in the grocery section are stocked full of items, help unload every now and again, that sorta thing. It ain't the best job, but it'll pay for school, and a new car, and its full time. I don't have health insurance, so just going to the doctor's office for them to glance at me costs me $75. Now, after the 90-day evaluation period, I'll get a 55 cent increase in pay, plus full health and dental insurance, and 401K. Gotta start somewhere.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis