The other thing about Mayberry was there were no married men.
No question about the sexuality of Floyd, Howard, Gomer and Goober. I always suspected Helen and Thelma Lou were beards.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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