I'm babysitting my 6 month old nephew this weekend. He's so precious. If I ever start to doubt that there's a God, or that angels exist, all I have to do is look at him. He's an angel. I love that kid. I never believed or thought that there could be love at first sight. The first time I layed eyes on him, the first time I held him, I was instantly in love with him. Can't wait til I have my own (although that won't be for another few years, mind you).

Man, where's all the random post whorers at?

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis