Just got back from getting my very first tattoo. Can't say it felt good, but it wasn't half as bad as most people will tell you. I think I bled 2 drops of blood the whole time. Right now, it feels like a medium case of sunburn, but nothing more. I got a Celtic cross with flames coming up beneath it. I got it on the inner part of my left forearm. It's really nice. I wish I had a picture to show everybody. Nonetheless, I'm happy with it.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis