Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Why does the Northwest draw out serial killers?


Emily Latella: What's all this fuss about cereal killers? Who kills their cereal? That doesn't make any sense. You can eat cereal, but you don't have to kill it before you eat it. Why would you want to kill cereal? Because there's no prize in the box ...

Jane Curtin: Emily, Emily ... it's serial killers: s-e-r-i-al. Not cereal that you eat. It's serial.

Emily: Oh. Never mind.


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