Originally Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas
My bloody lawn mower blew up!!!!!
...and then it sat there smoking like it had just had sex sick frown panic

Time for a new lawn mower i reckon tongue


If I were you, I'd save my money and just wait nine months. whistle

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