I got up this morning and put on my shirt and started to button it - one of the buttons came off. I then went out to my car, tried to open the door, but the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
Ha ha ha ha!!! Hopefully that's the end of your bad luck. Better stay home.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
Hopefully that's the end of your bad luck. Better stay home. 
