Damn the DEADLINE website people are snarky cruel with their blogging.
Who wants to be in the middle of a J-Lo-Cameron Diaz sandwich? It’s wasted on the zillion men watching the Oscars. All gay, they’d rather fix both actresses’ hair.
...I'm not gay. I want to be in the middle of that cougar sandwich.
EDIT - Deadline blog, if you want to follow it.
http://www.deadline.com/2012/02/advisory-nikki-finke-live-snarking-oscars/Presenter Tom Hanks loves to pretend he’s The Mayor Of Hollywood. Onstage with that beard, he looks like the boat captain on a box of frozen fishsticks.