It's too much of a challenge for me!

I just read the article Geoff linked to in his post above, and that settles the matter once and for all. Cheese with jumping maggots? Intestinal problems from one (or more) of those little bastards playing "Destination: Colon" and hitching a ride into my innards?

NFW panic

I think I'll leave food like that to the guys on the reality shows.

Signor V.


"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."