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What are everyones favorite Soprano quotes, dont think there has been this thread done, forgive me if so.
Chris - You smell like paco Raban has crawled up your ass and died.
Actually Chrissy had another good quote when the FBI agent Harris says he caught a parasite in Pakistan.
Chris - Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out.
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Haha Ralphie had some great lines.
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Whats the quote Junior says with regards to police being so far up his arse he can smell the brylcreem..haha I think its - Federal Marshals are so far up my arse i can taste brylcream.
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Tony - Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son? They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now, do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all? - (I'm sure he says this to junior..sound like something the old fuck would say lol) Phil Leotardo - We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous Chrisy's Mother - whats your name? Phil Leotardo - Well we're anonymous Phil Leotardo - There's been confirmation, through the grapevine. Vito was seen in a car with a man. I don't want to get graphic beyond that, the idea repulses me so much Carlo - catching not pitching
From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn. -Frank White
You say your 72, if they come back and tell me to give you a message - and if you want to defy it ... I assure you that you will never reach 73 - Joey "the clown" Lombardo
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Whats the quote Junior says with regards to police being so far up his arse he can smell the brylcreem..haha I think its - Federal Marshals are so far up my arse i can taste brylcream. Thats the one, always make me chuckle..
The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.
Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared
"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"
"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
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Yeah Uncle Junior had some great lines, i can't remember the scene fully but its when he's in the home and the woman asks him if he wants to make a Christmas card or something and he goes - For Christmas, Fucking Idiot lol.
10 points if anyone can find the scene on youtube or the episode name.
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chris in the bakery
" ok so i can go out fuck your sister come back saturday and i go to the front of the line ? "
Haha yeah, whilst Vito takes disguise as an unknown Gino.
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Christopher: "If I were a carpenter and you were a douchebag."
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Christopher: "If I were a carpenter and you were a douchebag."
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Always makes me smile. At the no show job to Patsy, that always made me laugh.
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Michael Corleones Italian wife Apollonia from the Godfather Part 1.. ok i couldn't tell for sure...whats her real name? she was beautiful! Simonetta Stefanelli
The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.
Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared
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Uncle Junior: Even the coffee is old in here.
Then something about getting a maganet, only way you'll get decent coffee.
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Ralphie: Whatever you say, Cappy.
I always laugh at that scene. Ralphie had some great lines.
Same episode when hes on about Mustang Sally.
"Lets look on the bright side, he was never that smart to begin with"
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What was the one where they wacked Jimmy the rat, and Chrissy took him to his final destination with the russian whores and something about the Jimmy asked he smelt good LOL I love that one there. How do i smell - Jimmy You smell like Paco Raban crawled up your ass and died - Chrissy
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What was the one where they wacked Jimmy the rat, and Chrissy took him to his final destination with the russian whores and something about the Jimmy asked he smelt good LOL I love that one there. How do i smell - Jimmy You smell like Paco Raban crawled up your ass and died - Chrissy There you go ! Love that one ! Thanks , my friend
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I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. - Uncle Junior.
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I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. - Uncle Junior.
Tony - I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads Bobby - what you mean? Tony - What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck
From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn. -Frank White
You say your 72, if they come back and tell me to give you a message - and if you want to defy it ... I assure you that you will never reach 73 - Joey "the clown" Lombardo
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Tony - I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads
Bobby - what you mean?
Tony - What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck
Why won't you take a look in a mirror, you insensitive fuck! - Bobby Lol, Bacala hiding in his mouse hole. To the victor goes the spoils! Now, get the fuck outta here before I shove that quotation book up your fat fucking ass! - Tony
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