I hate people who ruin perfectly good plans. It's a lads birthday at work so a few of us chipped in to get a real, orifices included, blow up doll. We had a good laugh in the sex shop deciding what to get him. The other main option was a silicon glove but we opted for Babarella.

Anyway later at work someone had to mention something about a puncture repair kit and so the cover was blown. What a waste. This was going to be great. The birthday boy would have died, he would have ACTUALLY died. But no. It's been ruined now.