Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

I know this is mushy, but I love you guys!! Really.

Do chickens have individual personalities?

If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk cluck. Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them. What's the matter with you?

No. All of them are always in a fowl mood.

I have a paper due tommorow and I am out of printer ink. Yeay!!!!

Schoolbag in hand, she leaves home in the early morning, waving good bye with an absent minded smiiiiiile

HOO! HAA!

GoodFella

AIM chatrooms are fun.

Freddie, I think youve been watching too much Seinfeld.............Now can you recite the quote about the seltzer/salsa?

GEORGE: Why don't they have salsa on the table?

JERRY: What do you need salsa for?

GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa."

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You
have the seltzer after the salsa!"

I <3 Seinfeld.

It's a good show, but man Jerry is one annoying guy. Heeelllllloooooo...

I'm almost at 600 posts.

You'll never make it 'Zia. NEVER. I'm about to pull the rug right from under your feet.

Letzia has 601 posts now. Go you. I think this is 346 for me. Wahooooooo.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

Nice avatar of Bacall... When will ya post a pic?

Parents=gay assholes.

Me and my friends want to take a day trip down to 6 flags, but none of them will let us drive. God I cant wait till im 18. I am so gone its not even funny.

As long as you get me off my feet, I don't care how you do it.

Thanks Sully... isn't that a great photo of her? I think it's her best ever.

Here are some pictures. Be warned, I am not photogenic. If you throw up, it's not my fault... I warned you!! (Click the one picture... it'll open up the album.)

Hey Zia, is that Don Geoff's hand going for your boobs!?

Oops! Yeah, forgot to Photoshop that out.

Me too.

It is a beautiful day today in the high 70's. The leaves are just beautiful to.

Wow, it's so cool to see you for once Zia. I thought we'd never be given that pleasure. You're stunning and wear that executive/sophisticated look VERY well.

Thanks, Turi! You think we match, you and me?

Look how freaky this is... I said this yesterday, a few hours before my "incident" this morning.

And now I am doomed to be off my feet for a few weeks. How did you do it?? We've got some powerful forces at work here, I think.

Good to put a name with a face Zia! (you're still overrated)

I'm going to see "La Dolce Vita" in the movie theaters today...

Nice pic, Zia. Why'd ya keep it from us for so long?

Mike-LDV in theaters!? Holy hell, I moved to the wrong state!

Dont spam to get made, you'll get sent for insted.

I'm bored. That's all I had to say for now.