I believe George Carlin said that his job was to think up goofy shit. I once had a staff job for a large communications company and that was our self-proclaimed job description. Presently I'm a retired investor living on a pension....oops, that was Hyman Roth. Actually I'm a workforce of one working for a small communications company in downtown Manhattan. I manage a colocation site (huh?) My responsibilities range from taking out the garbage, sweeping the floor, designing electrical and communication connections, maintaining generators, air conditioners, selling space, assisting customers, troubleshooting equipment and surfing the web.

Saladbar is really a member of a large think tank that studies the effects of rainforest destruction, designer shoes and bunions and the long-range affects of reality television shows.