My first time on line. Well let me tell you this girl was hot and very athletic. I was the eighth guy and ...... oh, you mean on the computer!? blush Jeez I'm sorry.

I think it was at work and someone showed my webcrawler and how to find "dirty pictures".

My first computer was an Everex, 80 mb hard drive, 386 mhz. Everyone at work was jealous because they only had 40 mb. I also got a dot matrix printer. I think it cost me about $4,000 for everything (could that be right?)

At work we were using Word Perfect and Lotus 1-2-3. No Mouse! All keystroke. Yeow. Like a caveman.

Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12