Hey, say what you will about the morality of all this, but the bottom line is Harold Camping is a genius. I read an article a while back that stated between 2005 and 2009, his church received donations in excess of $80 millon!! Anyone gullible enough to believe his nonsense deserves to lose their money, in my most humble of opinions.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis